phone calls

bronson has learned my work phone number. he calls at least twice a day. well he has already called me 4 times today and it is only 10:30. i think the only reason he calls is b/c he is proud that he can do it all by himself. today he called to wish me a happy birthday, then to ask me where my dad was and then the last one...... brace yourself

bronson: "mommy?"
me: "yes"
bronson: "braylon is being bad to me"
me: "why"
bronson: "because he is humping me"
me: "tell him to stop or he is going to shelly's"
bronson: "ok, bye"
me: "bye"

are you kidding me? crazy boys!